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Dateline 10/09/08

At precisely 07:06:05.0403020100 this morning the world ended but an identical one was substitued in its place, as happens every morning at the same time. And as usual I was asleep and missed it.

In other news, two particles are likely to collide with a combined force of a mosquito collision. It's an expensive way to swat bugs.

For comparison, cosmic rays go up to 1020 eV, LHC collisions are at 1.41013 eV.

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unquietsoul5
Sep. 10th, 2008 11:28 am (UTC)
Funny I thought the new collider was supposed to get particles up to with 20 mph of the speed of light and then crash them together in a spectacular train wreck.... next month. Or are you referring to different expensive particles?
gbsteve
Sep. 10th, 2008 12:15 pm (UTC)
No, the same. The particles are very fast, but very small. Perhaps I should have talked about pressure instead.
heliograph
Sep. 10th, 2008 03:43 pm (UTC)
I dunno... according to Angus' blog, we're all extra super doomed.
chilledchimp
Sep. 10th, 2008 06:43 pm (UTC)
Don't these scientists get up early? We sociologists would have gone for the apocalypse just in time for afternoon tea.
pengshui_master
Sep. 10th, 2008 08:50 pm (UTC)
Remember they an hour ahead of us as they are on CET.

8:30 was the time they turned the thing on, to make sure it was working properly . Doomsday (or whatever) comes later. After all there was no work to do until they turned it on.

9:30 local is a reasonable start time surely?
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