gbsteve (gbsteve) wrote,
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Scooter for President

WASHINGTON - In an expected move, President Bush has commuted Lewis "Scooter" Libby's three year prison sentence to "Life President of the World". This new postion, which the Washington administration hopes will send a message to tourists everywhere, gives Libby the power to shoot tramps and drink in the street without one of those paper bag things.

Libby, or PoW! as he will now be known, commented that he deserved this as a reward in making the world safe for freedom loving Republican Americans and arms dealers everywhere. It is understood that the official residence of PoW!, or the PoW! Palace as it will be known, is a 4,000 room mansion sitting 3 miles atop a giant spike driven into Southern Iraq, the sandy bit, where the oil is.
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