gbsteve (gbsteve) wrote,

Job meme

Here's my top 10 from that job meme, along with 10 jobs that I've actually done, and a few others.

1. Website Designer - Operational Researcher
2. Desktop Publisher - Data entry clerk
3. Interior Designer - Market Researcher
4. Animator - Roofer
5. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator - Simultaneous Translator
6. Materials / Metallurgical Engineer - Scenario Writer
7. Operations Research Analyst - Game Demonstrator
8. Astronomer - Pig Keeper
9. Multimedia Developer - Building Labourer
10. Mathematician - English Teacher (EFL)
17. Fashion Designer - Applied Maths Researcher
20. Meteorologist - Statistics Lecturer
24. Helicopter Pilot - French Tutor
37. Director - Website designer

I have the strong suspicion that you can't be a genre writer unless you can put pig keeper in your biog under the list of jobs you've done.

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