If you've not read XKCD before what are you doing here? Hand in your LJ membership, turn off your router (you do know what that is don't you?) and go back to having coffee mornings as your attempt to be sociable.

Anyway, however nice fresh baked cupcakes might be, I'll give you a chance. Go and read this comic. It's only 4 cells and it has no furries. It's even written in English, internet English (Inglish for short). You do know what trolls and spammers are don't you? The cupcakes are looming.

Then when you've read that one, press the next button and witness the modern Lewis Caroll laying down the whimsy.