December 6th, 2005

Tea-drinker par excellence

I rule ... Canada!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In October I pulled robin_d_laws's hair (-5 points). In February I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday mikegentry and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (931 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!


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All the cool kids are doing it

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In August, I recruited [info]mytholder as a new cultist (30 points). Yesterday, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In April, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In November, I sacrificed [info]paultucker to Cthulhu (500 points). In February, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Last week, I rescued [info]pete_darby from being sacrificed (-200 points).

In short, I have been very good (415 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.

Your humble and obedient servant,

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Woohoo! Sucking face with squid, here I come.