This year I've been busy!
In January on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In October I pulled robin_d_laws's hair (-5 points). In February I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday mikegentry and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (931 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Woohoo! Sucking face with squid, here I come.