August 3rd, 2007

Esot

Misty Carts

A few years back Paula bought me a computer game, Duke Nukem or somesuch. One of the freebies on the disk was a driving game. This featured anthropomorphic animals racing in dinky little cars through a misty landscape - possibly some kind of PC rip-off from Mario Carts. Anyway it was a fun game.

Fast forward to 2006 and chilledchimp attends a pagan convention called Mystic Arts and each time she says the words I can see in my mind's eye, I can see it now, a crocodile cramped up behind the steering wheel of a little car - brrm, brrm, honk, honk. And it makes me laugh, and I get that look, you know the one. But I just can't help it.

I'm a bad man.