December 2nd, 2007

Tea-drinker par excellence

Fear the power of my toxic proboscis made from adamantium.

Steve combats attackers with a frightening rocket launcher that can force adversaries to tell the truth. He has been known to spin like a whirlwind and he lords over a swarm of sharks. Steve has the power to copy the physical attributes of his assailants, but only while concentrating. He likewise possesses the power to confuse the thinking of a combatant and he is protected from damage by diamond armor. Steve brawls using an explosive arrangement of talons, however only in bright light. Additionally, he brandishes a toxic proboscis made from adamantium. Terribly, Steve becomes foolish in the presence of magic.

From the Random Superhero Generator.