May 6th, 2010

Tea-drinker par excellence

Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.

Our polling station was at Dulwich Hamlet FC, in a squash court. As we went in, I noticed a sign pointing the same way, saying "Crane Kung Fu". So I did what I always do when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. I went and put crosses on pieces of paper.
Hammer

4 clubs

Can you name the four Premier League clubs whose top League scorer this season has played for West Ham in the last three years (not including West Ham)?
Tea-drinker par excellence

D'oh!

In the UK, you can't stand for a party called "None of the Above" so one chap has changed his own name to Mr None of The Above to stand against Iain Duncan Smith in Chingford & Woodford Green. However, since his last name is "Above", he is first on the ballot paper!

None of The Above Independent
Cath Arakelian Labour
Lucy Craig Green
Iain Duncan Smith Conservative
Nick Jones UK Independence Party
Julian Leppert British National Party
Geoffrey Seeff Liberal Democrat
Barry White Independent

The other piece of irony is that the plane in which Nigel Farage crashed is Polish.