Shoggoth 22 May - 21 June
Romance with a Shoggoth is rather hit and miss. Buy yourself a set of astronomical tables. You'll need them to calculate when your next date is. On the upside, they love stargazing, although they may mutter under their breath whilst making eldritch fumblings.
Most Compatible With: Vampires are attracted to their dark, silent presence. Ninjas share an interest in darkness too, particularly merging into it, so Ninjas will take on his or her Shoggoth partner's mannerisms in time, creeping up on old ladies and causing them to feel an inexplicable sense of impending menace. Shoggoths are also the only star sign that can quite literally make the Earth move. Pass the concordances and I'll tell you exactly when.
Least Compatible With: Burrows run away screaming, but Shoggoths shouldn't take it to heart as Burrows do that all the time anyway.