Her review of "meat pie in a can" (one for simonjrogers) and spotted dick are rather amusing. Her search is rather hampered by the fact that she lives in Scotland, not home to many Michelin stars, but then she's not after restaurant food but the real food we buy in shops.
But she baulks at marmite saying "it is similar to what I imagine it would be like to give a blowjob to a diseased hobo". Hurrah!
Perhaps marmite should be deployed to Afghanistan.