Is there anything at all that you can't get Jeeves to say in a conversation with Bertie? 'Dash it all Jeeves,' I said, 'I think I've got a touch of that French thingy' 'Syphilis, sir?' entoned Jeeves. 'Syph- what? Good Lord, no. Ennui, Jeeves, ennui.' 'Very good sir.'