The post office aviator wins, by dint of not shooting himself.
1- Russian Emigré
2- Left Bank Intellectual
3- Post-Office Aviator
4- Defrocked priest
5- Disenchanted Anarchist
No place for Montessori, Norbert Casteret, the newly invented screwtop bottle, Josephine Baker, the working class hero or the mutilé de guerre (who gets a set on the Metro along with civil servants on official business and pregnant women).
The five quotes are:
a- He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.
b- The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
c- To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.
d- You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star
e- Faith: not wanting to know what is true.
I could go with 1d, 2a, 3c, 4b, 5e, or just write them on strips of paper and hand them out randomly at the game along with a corresponding drive.