Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In August, I recruited mytholder as a new cultist (30 points). Yesterday, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In April, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In November, I sacrificed paultucker to Cthulhu (500 points). In February, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Last week, I rescued pete_darby from being sacrificed (-200 points).
In short, I have been very good (415 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant, gbsteve
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Woohoo! Sucking face with squid, here I come.