All the cool kids are doing it

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In August, I recruited mytholder as a new cultist (30 points). Yesterday, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In April, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In November, I sacrificed paultucker to Cthulhu (500 points). In February, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Last week, I rescued pete_darby from being sacrificed (-200 points).

In short, I have been very good (415 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.

Your humble and obedient servant,
gbsteve