I did something on Thursday that no one under 40 can do, I got a Wii Sports fitness age of half my real age. This is in part due to my leet tennis and baseball thwacking skills but also of my awareness of the relative danger of biscuits from Mindlab International

Here is a list with the relative risk factors:
Custard Cream 5.64
Cookie 4.34
Choc Biscuit Bar (eg: Rocky) 4.12
Wafer 3.74
Rich Tea 3.45
Bourbon 3.44
Oat Biscuit 3.31
Digestive 3.14
Ginger Nut 2.99
Shortbread 2.90
Caramel Shortcake 2.76
Nice Biscuit 2.27
Iced Biscuits/Party Rings 2.16
Chocolate Finger 1.38
Jaffa Cakes 1.16

The message is clear. Stay away from Custard Creams, those fiends!