The UK budget deficit is £13.3bn. In pennies that's 48 times smaller than Wales and 26,304 times heavier than whales.
So I guess to reduce the deficit we need to increase the size of Wales (by annexing NI perhaps) or the size of whales (by feeding them the casualties from the Wales - NI war?). It's a thorny issue.
Hideous Gideon's method is to take £7bn from the budget and give £6bn to Vodafone in tax relief. It makes just about as much sense.
So I guess to reduce the deficit we need to increase the size of Wales (by annexing NI perhaps) or the size of whales (by feeding them the casualties from the Wales - NI war?). It's a thorny issue.
Hideous Gideon's method is to take £7bn from the budget and give £6bn to Vodafone in tax relief. It makes just about as much sense.
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