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Skippy Stingray was unavailable for comment today after the death of one of the animals on the location of his latest film. Skippy, well known to viewers of the Discovery and Wildlife channels and the hit sitcom, Everyone Loves Ray, was filming his latest show, Airbreathers of the Austral Regions when the incident occurred. It is understood that in a freak accident, a spine from Skippy's tail became lodged in the airbreathers' chest causing some kind of seizure. At the time Skippy had been attempting to provoke a reaction for the cameras by inserting his tail into the airbreather's ear. It is well known to everyone under the sea that airbreathers welcome this kind of horseplay and that it also helps improve their swimming speeds.


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Sep. 4th, 2006 01:31 pm (UTC)
That's rather harsh satire. Not entirely unmerited, but harsh.

I wonder how much the other animals paid the stingray for the hit... No, I didn't just say that.
Sep. 4th, 2006 02:04 pm (UTC)
Perhaps but I never liked his "and then I put my thumb up it's ass and that made it really mad" approach to animals. Stingray only extend their spines when stressed.

And I only eat happy animals.
Sep. 5th, 2006 01:57 pm (UTC)
He actually did that lses than advertised, but still more than necessary.

I appreciate the satire. He was a good bloke, but he was really a reckless dick sometimes.
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