Well matey, let me wish ye an' yer good lady a timber-shiverin time upon the jolities celebratin' yer weddin'! Aharrr!
Twer a stormy night when we set sail from Pernambuco. Aaar, I remember me ol' first mate starin' out from the foretop, lashed by squalls. "Captain!" he cried down to me. "Captain! There be a brace o' frigates bearin' down upon us!"
"Blast and damnation!" says I. "Damn their eyes! Ready the Carronades and prepare to teach these scurvy dogs a lesson!"
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Twer a stormy night when we set sail from Pernambuco. Aaar, I remember me ol' first mate starin' out from the foretop, lashed by squalls. "Captain!" he cried down to me. "Captain! There be a brace o' frigates bearin' down upon us!"
"Blast and damnation!" says I. "Damn their eyes! Ready the Carronades and prepare to teach these scurvy dogs a lesson!"
Cheers
Malc
Not something most people would say of their wife, certainly not where she could read it.