gbsteve (gbsteve) wrote,

Join me

Although Catholics might get by with a few smiles, my religion is less forgiving. And we have a mind control ray!

If you founded a religion...
Created by EvilAuthor on

The Minions Of Roeper

Your followers are a tight-knit bunch,

who work for a living just like everybody else,

who eschew the pleasures of the flesh,

and who are considered disturbed or disruptive because of their fanaticism, and the bizarre tenets of the faith.

Your followers are commanded to dress modestly,

but your priests wear

starchy underwear

a holstered mind-control ray

and heavy hemp robes.

Your followers are

significant (over 20,000),

and they are actively and aggressively seeking to convert others to the One True Faith.

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Who would be able to join your religion?


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