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Although Catholics might get by with a few smiles, my religion is less forgiving. And we have a mind control ray!

If you founded a religion...
Created by EvilAuthor on Memegen.net

The Minions Of Roeper

Your followers are a tight-knit bunch,

who work for a living just like everybody else,

who eschew the pleasures of the flesh,

and who are considered disturbed or disruptive because of their fanaticism, and the bizarre tenets of the faith.

Your followers are commanded to dress modestly,

but your priests wear

starchy underwear

a holstered mind-control ray

and heavy hemp robes.

Your followers are

significant (over 20,000),

and they are actively and aggressively seeking to convert others to the One True Faith.

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karohemd
Oct. 12th, 2006 01:25 pm (UTC)
Sounds like Dogs in the Vineyard alright. ;o)
gbsteve
Oct. 12th, 2006 01:48 pm (UTC)
Enough impious one! Hmm, looks like my mind control ray is not operating at maximum efficacity. I shall turn up the gain.
gbsteve
Oct. 12th, 2006 01:50 pm (UTC)
I should like to point out that pleasures of the flesh are only eschewed by the minions of Roeper. As Pope o' Roeper I am not covered by this stricture.
davidt3001
Oct. 12th, 2006 02:14 pm (UTC)
Aside from the name, my religion is better than your religion:

The Unfortunately Named But In No Way Related To The One You Are Thinking About Disciples Of Hitler

Your followers are friendly and welcoming people,
who work for a living just like everybody else,
who live in the present, and will try anything (and I mean anything) once or twice,
and who are encouraged to achieve greater spiritual enlightenment by questioning their own beliefs.
Your followers wear whatever they want.
Your followers are
increasingly common (over 50,000),
and they don't interfere with the beliefs of outsiders.
gbsteve
Oct. 12th, 2006 02:29 pm (UTC)
Pah. The only reason there are so many of you is because you let anyone join. We'll set Ruth Kelly on you then you'll be sorry, you bunch of tree-huggers.
davidt3001
Oct. 12th, 2006 04:30 pm (UTC)
Au contraire:

If you select the chosen by me personally and other exclusive options you get my evil twin's relgion, thus:

The Doctrinal Church of Illiteracy

Your followers are a society with a strict seniority-based caste-system,
who would step over their own grandmother for a buck, who are free and fun loving, and who are considered disturbed or disruptive because of their fanaticism, and the bizarre tenets of the faith.

Your followers wear whatever they want [not so; I selected must wear a uniform designed by me, and my evil twin had the costumes from Sara Brightman and Hto Gossip's I lost my heart to a starship trooper in mind].

Your followers are legion (over 500,000), and they are actively and aggressively seeking to convert others to the One True Faith.
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