The Minions Of Roeper
Your followers are a tight-knit bunch,
who work for a living just like everybody else,
who eschew the pleasures of the flesh,
and who are considered disturbed or disruptive because of their fanaticism, and the bizarre tenets of the faith.
Your followers are commanded to dress modestly,
but your priests wear
a holstered mind-control ray
and heavy hemp robes.
Your followers are
significant (over 20,000),
and they are actively and aggressively seeking to convert others to the One True Faith.