Can someone explain why that's a bad deal for me?
The scores are rated thus:
Rapture Index of 85 and Below: Slow prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 85 to 110: Moderate prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 110 to 145: Heavy prophetic activity
Rapture Index above 145: Fasten your seat belts
At the moment the index is at 158 so grab your bibles and start praying.
And I like this entry:
Mark of the Beast: The U.S. Patriot Act has failed to get enough votes for extension.
And this one:
12 Drug abuse: Drug use in teens declines by 11 percent
So drug abuse in teens is a good thing because it will help bring on the Rapture? Which is why social budgets should be cut because those good for nothing godless pinko bastards are, by helping people, helping to prevent the rapture. Is that right?