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Happy Newtonmass!

As one year draws to a close and another beckons, we celebrate the discovery of mass by endeavouring to put as much of it as possible in our bodies in the shortest possible time.

It is only through this process of enturkination that we can possibly survive the amount of alcohol we are forced to imbibe.

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pengshui_master
Dec. 25th, 2006 03:16 pm (UTC)
bleeding calendars...
UNfortunately there is todat is not and excat number of years since the birth of Isaac Newton .


That would have been 11(12?) days ago as his bithday was on Dec 25 in the Julian Calendar.


Otherwise I fully support this renaming of the day.

(Anonymous)
Dec. 25th, 2006 08:41 pm (UTC)
You do not have to do any of this.
No engorging.
No enturkination.

It does not have to happen.
I plan never to have turkey on December 25th again.
timgray
Dec. 28th, 2006 11:17 am (UTC)
Hope you had good fortune in your terrible ordeal. ;)
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