gbsteve (gbsteve) wrote,
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gbsteve

Each time you engage in premarital sex

Why did nobody buy me one of these?
"You are like a beautiful rose.
Each time you engage in premarital sex,
a precious petal is stripped away.
Don't leave your future husband
holding a bare stem. Abstain."

It's beautiful how doggerel enforces abstinence. It's pratically a spell although I guess they wouldn't enjoy the comparison.
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