1. Hit someone on the head with an orange from 40 yds.
2. Been refused service for talking fluent French in a country where it's the official language.
3. Had a step-mother younger than yourself.
4. Had my stag night at a roleplaying convention.
5. Woke up on a train that was rolling around (it had driven on to a boat whilst I was asleep).
6. Played a LARP in 1972.
7. Only driven abroad since getting my driving licence.
8. Seen my mum's brain.
9. Played in the same football team as my dad.
10. Never been drunk or smoked a cigarette nor taken drugs